Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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