I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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