We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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