i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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