Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how can u be prego again
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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