We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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