Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think people are normalizing furries
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
