I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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