So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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