I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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