Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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