I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.