even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste