Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.