Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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