"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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