my being single is dangerous.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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