I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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