Sponge bath it is.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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