So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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