Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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