do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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