i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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