two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
