I think I just saw someone hide a body.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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