In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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