WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it glows. i had to have it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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