She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
