But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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