Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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