you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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