I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Can Purell be used as lube?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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