it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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