Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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