If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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