she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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