Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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