She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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