I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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