remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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