I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It was confusing and full of hummus
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's blow job season.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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