I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My ass is underappreciated
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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