I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
