i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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