just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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