Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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