I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
