Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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