Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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