is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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