I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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