When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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