i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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