So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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