Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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