Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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