is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?