3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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