Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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